I have good news, some really bad news and good news about the really bad news.
I don’t know what my obsession with cookies are lately. I think cookies are my go-to for a quick treat for when people are being annoying.
If you’re not familiar with malt. Familiarize yourself with it. Just not here. I’m not going to go into detail as to what it is or how it came about. Because I’m not sure myself and every time I try to tell you people something I get that one asshole emailing me telling, “That’s not true.” They have nothing else better to do than sit on the internet and tell people they’re wrong.
First off, I would like to apologize for disappearing last week and leaving you without a post. I’ve been under quite a bit of stress and I’ve had headaches and a lack of will when it comes to writing or doing anything. Then I will be on vacation the end of this week back to Ohio for graduations and birthday parties. I’ll catch up and fill you in. I promise you that.
I never used to be a fan of Lemon Curd as a child. Which is weird considering I was an obese ate everything-that-got-in-my-way kid. I used to have this fear as a kid that I would get too fat to ride my bike to 7-11 to buy candy bars. Thank God that didn’t happen. By the time I got too fat to ride my bike I was driving. God works in mysterious ways let me tell ya.
One day while I was at work a coworker asked me if I wanted some green tea. Green Tea? Hell no I didn’t want any green tea. I’m at work, I’m trying to accomplish things, I need coffee. Give me green tea after a massage and a sushi buffet and let me take my nap. Then she pulled out this mystical looking tea bag in a shape I had never seen a tea bag shaped before. She held it up and spun it around like it had powers. “It has bits of brown rice in it” she said. I just nodded my head like I was in a trance and said “yes, I would like some of that.”
Years back I went to Brazil to visit one of my most amazing friends ever, Michel. Let me tell you meeting Michel is one of those moments that happens only in the movies. It was totally random and bizarre and I consider him one of my closest friends and I love the hell out of the guy. He is beyond talented, he is dedicated, hard working, soft spoken, smart and physically flawless to look at. He is actually everything I hate in a person and I love the guy beyond the stars. I would do anything for the guy.