I knew I was old when I started getting an epiphany for butterscotch. Yeah sure I’ve always liked butterscotch but I’m at the age where if I see it on a menu I have to order it. When people are talking about food, they don’t even have to be people I know, I have to chime in about butterscotch. “Hey, you know what’s good? Butterscotch!” “Shut up old man, all old people like butterscotch!!!” Then I’ll just slide down in my chair and wonder why someone wouldn’t want to know about butterscotch. Damn kids!!