All posts tagged: food porn

Green Tea and Brown Rice Ice Cream

Published by Gus Baldwin

One day while I was at work a coworker asked me if I wanted some green tea. Green Tea? Hell no I didn’t want any green tea. I’m at work, I’m trying to accomplish things, I need coffee. Give me green tea after a massage and a sushi buffet and let me take my nap. Then she pulled out this mystical looking tea bag in a shape I had never seen a tea bag shaped before. She held it up and spun it around like it had powers. “It has bits of brown rice in it” she said. I just nodded my head like I was in a trance and said “yes, I would like some of that.”

Molten Vanilla Cheesecake

Published by Gus Baldwin

Years back I went to Brazil to visit one of my most amazing friends ever, Michel. Let me tell you meeting Michel is one of those moments that happens only in the movies. It was totally random and bizarre and I consider him one of my closest friends and I love the hell out of the guy. He is beyond talented, he is dedicated, hard working, soft spoken, smart and physically flawless to look at. He is actually everything I hate in a person and I love the guy beyond the stars. I would do anything for the guy.

Thai-Chai-Chata

Published by Admin

It’s times like these when I hate myself.  I was talking with a coworker that asked me “don’t you just hate these people?”  To which I thought, I jokingly say I hate someone but I don’t really hate anyone.  Hate is a strong word and I prefer not to use it.  I will use it, but I prefer not to.  

Blue Suede Cake

Published by Admin

What’s more stupid – Blue Suede Cake or Red Velvet Cake?  If you said Blue Suede Cake you’re half right.  They’re BOTH stupid.  I never, in all the years of my life, understood Red Velvet Cake. “Hey, I made a cake and put red dye in it…..It’s delicious.”