The most important thing in your life is right before your eyes.
I know most people are intimidated by bread. I’m not intimidated by bread. I’m angered by bread.
Is it just me or does everyone have a short fuse nowadays? You could say I’m one of them and I wouldn’t disagree. But like a good human being I let it eat from within and not act out and be a complete douchebag like those walking around today.
I hope you find out one day why old people feed the squirrels.
“This One” Cocktail tastes just like a melted Wendy’s Frosty.
I feel like my job is a game show. Clearly I’m not winning and I don’t think I ever will. The sad thing is that all of us are playing. Not one of us is winning for one simple reason. It’s rigged. Here’s how the game is played.
This technique changes everything. Sadly not enough to make you likable.