All posts tagged: Pastry Art

Pear & Hazelnut Tart

I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks.  No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart.  I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.

Cornmeal Grape Tart

I made a grape tart a long time ago just to see if the grapes would burst when baked.  They didn’t and the tart came out beautiful. I knew I had something good working for once. 

Toffee Malt Cookies

If you’re not familiar with malt.  Familiarize yourself with it.  Just not here.  I’m not going to go into detail as to what it is or how it came about.  Because I’m not sure myself and every time I try to tell you people something I get that one asshole emailing me telling, “That’s not true.”  They have nothing else better to do than sit on the internet and tell people they’re wrong.