It is officially pie season.
The most important thing in your life is right before your eyes.
I know most people are intimidated by bread. I’m not intimidated by bread. I’m angered by bread.
Is it just me or does everyone have a short fuse nowadays? You could say I’m one of them and I wouldn’t disagree. But like a good human being I let it eat from within and not act out and be a complete douchebag like those walking around today.
I hope you find out one day why old people feed the squirrels.
“This One” Cocktail tastes just like a melted Wendy’s Frosty.
I feel like my job is a game show. Clearly I’m not winning and I don’t think I ever will. The sad thing is that all of us are playing. Not one of us is winning for one simple reason. It’s rigged. Here’s how the game is played.